do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?
Last Meals of Inmates on Death Row
Single black olive with a pit in it
if a girl is angry about something and you blame it on her period, you deserve a high five
with a car
You’re on your period right?
I am a 17 year old boy
i love how you felt the need to add your age there
Everyone knows that boys don’t get their periods
until they’re 20 at least
I was expecting something bloody but this is so much better
damn the pope about to preach some sick verses
the guy beatboxing behind him
"the guy" is the italian presidentP-Francis and the Prez
Albus Severus Potter and the curse of the awful name.
"It is our names, Albus, that show which child our parents really hate, far more than our abilities"
I’m adding this one because it’s my favourite
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
this is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave in case you were wondering.
when rape is the girls fault
- when she is the rapist
when rape is the guys fault
- when he is the rapist
what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care
You clearly don’t own a cat
when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about
oh my god
me as a parent
so many people probably reblogged this as a joke but at the end of the day he’s still stuntin on us lames
How could any1 reblog this as a joke omg tht hair is like a silk ocean
adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story
kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too
"I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb"
have u ever watched a good adult movie or did u just watch transformers and think, ‘yep this is as good as it’s gonna get’