cringing:

cringing:

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

image

posted 41 minutes ago with 329,440 notes
via:e--lena source:cringing

sixpenceee:

unexplained-events:

Last Meals of Inmates on Death Row

Single black olive with a pit in it

posted 1 hour ago with 34,181 notes
via:sixpenceee source:unexplained-events

lilmiss-fallen-angel:

green-eyed-rising-demon:

callurn:

timeladyonthetardis:

callurn:

cyanide123:

callurn:

if a girl is angry about something and you blame it on her period, you deserve a high five

with a car

You’re on your period right?

I am a 17 year old boy

i love how you felt the need to add your age there

Everyone knows that boys don’t get their periods
until they’re 20 at least

image

I was expecting something bloody but this is so much better

posted 2 hours ago with 316,695 notes
via:skychai source:callurn

partlystarsmostlyvoid:

madmenandmayhem:

evilspice:

toyota:

damn the pope about to preach some sick verses

the guy beatboxing behind him

"the guy" is the italian president

P-Francis and the Prez
posted 3 hours ago with 133,101 notes
via:skychai source:toyota

dollopheadsandclotpoles:

bonnyanne:

Albus Severus Potter and the curse of the awful name.

"It is our names, Albus, that show which child our parents really hate, far more than our abilities"

I’m adding this one because it’s my favourite 

(Source: queeranora)

posted 4 hours ago with 214,147 notes
via:skychai source:queeranora

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

posted 5 hours ago with 176,952 notes
via:skychai source:leonkumquat

japcoregalore:

this is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave in case you were wondering. 

posted 6 hours ago with 151,719 notes
via:mildlyanxiousatthedisco source:japcoregalore

phyerfly:

when rape is the girls fault 

  • when she is the rapist 

when rape is the guys fault 

  • when he is the rapist 
posted 6 hours ago with 21,831 notes
via:mildlyanxiousatthedisco source:phyerfly
posted 7 hours ago with 5,335 notes
via:mildlyanxiousatthedisco source:forever90s

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

clannyphantom:

when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about
imageimage

posted 9 hours ago with 350,303 notes
via:takenwithbacon source:clannyphantom

smilingtroye:

sixpenceee:

oh my god

me as a parent

posted 9 hours ago with 209,025 notes
via:takenwithbacon source:gifak-net

ohknight:

bvmbi:

so many people probably reblogged this as a joke but at the end of the day he’s still stuntin on us lames

How could any1 reblog this as a joke omg tht hair is like a silk ocean

(Source: cocaineteas)

posted 10 hours ago with 230,062 notes
via:mildlyanxiousatthedisco source:cocaineteas

glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

greatdarknoodleking:

adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story

kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too

"I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb"

have u ever watched a good adult movie or did u just watch transformers and think, ‘yep this is as good as it’s gonna get’

posted 11 hours ago with 193,996 notes
via:takenwithbacon source:greatdarknoodleking

yelloweyedcrowley:

pet shaming, Supernatural style

posted 12 hours ago with 47,321 notes
via:e--lena source:yelloweyedcrowley